In the No Fanfic / No Slash department...

[dianeduane]

(snort) Defamer swings twice, connects twice.

In other multiple nominations news, Helen Mirren was recognized for playing both Elizabeth I in a TV miniseries and Elizabeth II in The Queen, an achievement that we genuinely hope you won't use to concoct transgressive, cross-generational fantasies that sully the monarchy. Leave the queens alone, sicky.

That's code-talk for fanfic, surely. So we can't all run out and start writing hot E-I / E-II pairings, then? Aw, shucks.

...Also a no-no, apparently: Bigfoot / Unicorn. (Seriously. There's video. And a fat lady who sings.)

...And jeez, it's true, you can find anything on teh Intarwebz. Look! Fanfic pairing generators:

Ultimate Star Trek Pairing Generator
Brain Hurting Pairing Generator

 ...This wet weather's beginning to get to me. I'm going to get some cocoa and try to forget all about this.

Comments

[jaxomsride.livejournal.com]

The seventh sanctum seems to be a wealth of silly suggestions. The pairings could be mind boggling or just downright bizarre, I mean when would Bono and Doc Emmet ever meet up?

Mind you the superhero name generator is just as much fun. Imagine the powers these heroes would have : -

Apexgargle
Cherry Claw
Cinnamon Protector
Divine Spit
Doctor Platypus
Drunko
Emperor Tack
Fleshwarble
Grope Stewardess
Tiger Doodler