The latest Stern Pinball game, you maybe heard, was Pokemon, a game license it's a little surprising wasn't done at any point in the past thirty years. It took a while --- we kept getting bumped back --- but a Pokemon game finally arrived in our local venue (displacing Avengers: Infinity Quest, a game I kinda like but don't feel too bad about losing) and so
bunnyhugger was able finally to hold the long-delayed Launch Party.
The qualifying format was eight-round Max Matchplay, in which pairs of competitors are drawn up at random on a randomly chosen game and the winner gets a point. What makes it Max is that you don't have to wait for every round to finish before starting some more; you just need enough players to be done with their games to start assigning new ones.
My night? Started out nicely for me, playing on Monster Bash and having a first ball that just ran away with it; I got lucky and I think broke my opponent's spirit. The second game I was playing DMC on Tron and while that's a game that usually treats me well, c'mon, I was playing DMC. I got lucky that he had an awful first ball, but he ended up with a 20 million point game, and going into the last ball I only had about half that. And yet, somehow, I kept managing to keep the game going and keep racking up points and on bonus beat him. Third game was Elvira's House of Horrors, again one of my pocket games and against a much weaker opponent. Fourth game was Jaws, another game I'm weirdly good at for not understanding any rules, and I again had a first ball that I think broke my opponent's spirit.
Now, the top four people --- of 18 playing --- would go to finals and maybe win the grand prize of a plaque and a couple rating points. After a four-game winning streak I started to think how if I just did okay from here on I'd probably be in finals. Dangerous stuff to start thinking, but, next game I got another lucky pick, Attack From Mars, against another lucky opponent, and got a fifth win. Sixth game I expected to lose, as it was Star Wars: Fall of the Empire, which I don't understand at all and can't play well reliably, against MAG, who's streaky but who's an A-level player when he's on. And yet I had a good third bal land he didn't and I had six wins. I didn't know where I was in the standings but figured I was likely in finals, and one win in the next two games would make that a sure thing. As it happens I was correct in this assessment, but ...
Next round was on King Kong against BMK, who I don't think has ever finished outside the top four in Lansing Pinball League. This was going to be a game I could win only if he stumbled badly and first ball? He stumbled badly. Unfortunately I stumbled worse, and did every ball, while he did quite well on ball two and didn't need to play ball three. That's all right, though. My eighth match was on Venom, which loves me, and against one of the league's perennial B-level finalists. While neither of us did much ball one or two, I got everything happening for a killer ball three and a score that she'd have to have the best Venom of her life on. Which, slowly but eventually, she did. While I was disappointed for myself I did congratulate her profusely because she had just that good a rally and it's exciting seeing.
So, I ended up with six wins. Three people were tied with six wins, for two spots in finals (two people were tied with seven wins). So three of us --- me, DMC, and MC, a newcomer to league who was having a killer night --- would play one game of The Addams Family, lowest person going home. MC looked good to be the lowest finisher, except that I did spectacularly worse. MC managed to come to about fifteen million points, a normally disappointing score. I didn't mange to break six million, and you can break six million on skill shots alone that game. (DMC, an expert on The Addams Family, reached the wizard mode of touring the mansion on ball one I think it was, and was on his way to a second tour before his finish became moot.) After six rounds of perfect play, I finally hit three perfect failures, and was out.
BMK, FAE, DMC, and MC would go on to finals, three sets of four-player games with standings determined by finishing order. FAE --- top seed from qualifying --- won the first game (Cactus Canyon, their pick and also the game I would have picked if I'd had choice) and BMK took second; the second game (Rush) FAE took second and BMK first. At this point MC could hope for nothing better than third place in the tournament, and that if he won the final game, Pokemon, which he didn't, so all this work only got him to fourth place. DMC got third place in every game and finished third in the tournament. The champion would be whichever of FAE and BMK did better on Pokemon and FAE put up an intimidating lead. And, much as happened to me on Venom, BMK just kept whittling the lead down and down again until it was gone, and BMK won. Bad news for FAE --- who
bunnyhugger realized after was wearing a whole outfit themed to a particular Pokemon I have definitely heard of and have always known a lot about --- but, goodness, everyone's thrilled to see a comeback from far behind. It's such a good show you enjoy it even when it happens to you.
This all ran way too late into the week, but that's all right, there's other times I could sleep.
Continuing on here with the Cedar Point History Museum, as of last October:
Panel of Fantastic Facts about the park that can't date to any later than 1978 given the Jumbo Jet roller coaster's appearance in it. (That Jumbo Jet coaster was last reported operating in Belarus, if you want to ride it.)
That 'The China Shop' sign sure seems like they're saying The China Shop that had survived in the park since the 1970s and the last independent concessionaires was gone, doesn't it?
Now here's an adorable project: making miniatures of the various eras' trash bins and the parking lot section signs that used to name rides.
bunnyhugger observed that Iron Dragon stands out here for being just the ride logo rather than a monochrome ride photo.
And here's a miniature reproduction of the old Iron Dragon ride-height sign. The park doesn't have ride height signs with any kind of pictures or interesting detail anymore.
I'm sorry not to have a better picture of Wildcat's ride height sign because it sure seems like a design choice.
Old photograph, from a photo opportunity I'm surprised the park hasn't brought back. They've re-created the 'Barrel of Fun' photo opportunity; surely a bench made to look like a biplane's wing wouldn't be any harder.
Trivia: In December 1860 John Sherman, chair of the House Ways and Means Committee (and brother of General William Tecumseh Sherman) told his colleagues that the federal government lacked the cash to pay their salaries. Source: The Money Men: Capitalism, Democracy, and the Hundread Years' War Over the American Dollar, H W Brands.
Currently Reading: Michigan History, May/June 2026, Editor Erin Bartels.