I'm going to get him for this

[dianeduane]

"You should read my LJ posting," he said. "OK," I said.

Euuuuuuuuuuu.

I just had my breakfast -- which was, as usual, tea and toast -- but having seen the "All Day Breakfast"*, a guaranteed Pound O' Food, I will probably skip lunch.

(More on the subject here.)

*This being, by my calculation, how long it takes to digest it.

Comments

[billfl.livejournal.com]

Hmmm - there's an alternate way to get the same nutritional intake:

1) Take two sticks of margarine, or one stick of butter.
2) Slather in mayonnaise
3) Coat with 1 quart bacon grease
4) Microwave for 30 seconds, or until bright blue flames start sprouting.
5) Allez Cuisine!