A reflection on Narnia

[dianeduane]

I ran across this the other day, cut-'n'-pasted it into my note area, and now can't for the life of me find the source. Nonetheless, it made me roar. Unknown poster, I salute you!

Aslan is what Jesus would have been if the Bible had been written by an American. After his "sacrifice", he comes back with a huge army and bites his enemy's f***ing head off. Much cooler.

(snort)

Now playing: Erich Wolfgang Korngold - The Sea Hawk

Comments

[anandimide.livejournal.com]

http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?t=89364

Jesus was pretty petulant, though--I think it's the Gospel of Matthew where he shrivels a poor little fig tree solely because it didn't have any fruit (it was the wrong season) and he was hungry.

When we read that in my Bible as Lit class, my teacher wrote "Bad Jesus!" on the board. It remained there for weeks.

[wondergecko.livejournal.com]

Bad Jesus, no cookie fig newton?

Hm.