dianeduane | Dear Person Or Persons Unknown: NO LOVE TO YOU...

...for, sometime between the hours of 2 and 7:30 AM local time:

Failing to negotiate the curve in the road just east of our house...

...flying across the road, over the fieldstone wall and through the hedge...

...into the paddock next to the house, through it and the fence between them...

..and into our front yard, where you rammed into our house...

...and destroyed my biggest and most expensive plant pot, the one with the dragon on it, which I really really liked and was getting ready to plant a new apple tree in.

...After which you quietly opened the front gate, drove out, closed the gate behind you, and drove away.

...But you know what? You left us something else to remember you by...

Half your front number plate, and enough of your smashed front right headlight to know what kind of car you were driving. That's more than enough data for the Gardaí to identify you... and they'll be so interested to hear why you left the scene of an accident without calling them.

So, just in case you were wondering: you are now officially PWNED.

(Bwahahahahahahaha.)