
One couch. Two wizards. One bowl of popcorn (at the moment). One cranky and difficult entertainment system.
“Why this one?”
A shrug. “Everybody says it’s this classic, but I’ve never seen it all the way through.”
“Don’t think I’ve ever seen any of it at all.”
“Good. …God, was there ever a time when titles were so short?”
“Was that it? You’re kidding me.”
“…Wow, that is the cheapest looking globe ever. Look how the clouds are covering up the bottom so you can’t see what it’s spinning on.”
“Look at that poor guy juggling. How long do you think he had to do that while they were shooting? ‘Can I please stop juggling now? Please?!’”
“Look! Picchus on a stick!”
“It’s a basket, actually.”
“Basket on a stick!”
“Hey, there’s the monkey from Raiders of the Lost Ark!”
A snicker. “’Round up all suspicious characters!’ Well, that’s everybody we know.”
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