Without any doubt whatever, the most horrible cake I have ever seen

[dianeduane]

Yeeeeuuurrrrrrrrgh. What was this cake designer thinking of???

If I found myself at a party where that was sitting on the buffet or whatever, I would seriously consider leaving.

(shudder)

(Whereas this one merely looks like it wants to land at Area 51 or something.)

Tags: cake, strange, repellent, bizarre, ick

Comments

[astrophilia.livejournal.com]

... Okay, ew.

Would anyone actually consider eating that?

The second one's neat-looking, though.

[trialia]

Oh, ew. That is wrong in so many ways.

[sorek.livejournal.com]

It's like that 7th season episode of ST:TNG with Troi as the cake.

I believe that was the episode that had the classic line:
"It is a cellular peptide cake...with mint frosting!"

[batyatoon]

Nothing will ever beat Worf saying, with his mouth full and with utter seriousness: "Wff mnt frfting."

EVER.

[rimrunner.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure what it says about me that I can imagine several people I know reacting to that with glee...

...nothing complimentary, I'm sure.

[jaebird.livejournal.com]

Did you see the cake linked in the paragraph beneath it? The one to the cake that looks exactly like the bride (well almost exactly like the bride, that is one built cake)

[dduane.livejournal.com]

I did. While I was staring at it, Peter came up behind me, took one look, and then walked off saying, "That marriage isn't gonna last." I mean, imagine cutting it...and of course the groom would have to be involved... (shudder)

[jaebird.livejournal.com]

I don't even want to know where you'd start cutting on either of those cakes, and seriously, I'm pretty sure that the bride one has to be a bit nuts to even want a cake of herself. It's like she's saying "You're going to have to stab me eventually, bwahahaha!"

I don't think I'd eat either cake, not even if someone paid me.

[ailbhe]

I've been horrified by the first one since I first saw it, a good year or so ago.

[lady-autumnstar.livejournal.com]

Could have been worse-the cake part could have been red velvet.

For generally odd yet interesting cakes, though, I would direct you to Charm City Cakes of Baltimore, Pa.

http://www.charmcitycakes.com/noflash/

To see Chef Duff and company in action, watch Ace of Cakes on the Food Network.

[d-84.livejournal.com]

Baltimore, MD, thankyouverymuch

[lady-autumnstar.livejournal.com]

ohdear...apologies.

I *do* know better and have no idea why I typed Pa instead of Md. The only excuse I can think of is that I was sorely rattled by that baby cake I forgot what I was doing.

My abject apologies to all Marylanders!

[tenaya-owlcat.livejournal.com]

Oddly enough, a friend of mine just posted a link to a James Bond wedding cake. (http://bp3.blogger.com/_wGr8njEWjtI/SIjrH83GQpI/AAAAAAAAALU/QnIfz0LnX3I/s1600-h/wedding-cake-jamesbond.jpg%22) Much more appealing than a baby cake. O.o

[dameruth.livejournal.com]

Oh. Dear. o_O

Wow, that's a great "bad cakes" blog -- thanks for the links, I'm gonna forward that URL around to the f-list! :D

[antikythera.livejournal.com]

These gave me the willies too. To make that first one even worse, it looks emaciated or dead. It's not even a cute sculpture that happens to be made out of edible materials. It would be a creepy sculpture no matter what it was made of.

[alryssa.livejournal.com]

This one (http://bp1.blogger.com/_wGr8njEWjtI/SDirlAAr2tI/AAAAAAAAADE/Z0QafZuMO6o/s1600-h/scary+baby+bum.jpg) is up there with it on the Ick Scale of cakes.

But this (http://www.offbeatenough.com/2007/10/10/james-bonds-wedding-cake/) is a nice antidote to the ick factor :)

[lunalovegoddess.livejournal.com]

LOL I visited that site a few days ago. There were quite a few cakes there that I cannot imagine a customer actually paying for, you know, after seeing how truly horrible they came out.

Aside from my daughter's food allergy, I now have another good reason to make my own cakes.

[tuwr.livejournal.com]

To be fair, it was created for a competition, not for eating.

(Well, I would eat it. But I am strange that way.)

[billfl.livejournal.com]

Someone should make a modest proposal.

[captainlucy.livejournal.com]

Bad and wrong! Bad and wrong!

I'm reminded, though, of a line (and for the life of me I cannot remember where it's from, though it could be Shere Khan in the Jungle Book): "I love babies, but I couldn't eat a whole one..."
;)

[tarpo.livejournal.com]

If its not full of raspberry jelly I would be desperately disappointed.

Can you imagine whoever had to cut that? "ooh! I'll have some foot"

[londonbard.livejournal.com]

It's on a dark brownish cake, then a layer of subcutanious fat there's what may be a sheet of marzipan and then the sheet of pink icing.

There is a u-tube video that shows her making it - link follows...

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zFx2hSkuWk8&feature=related

[corvidophile.livejournal.com]

lol i love that site. some of them make you turn rather green. i mean seriously... who the heck would want to eat a deformed foot cake.

on purpose....

[singindemonhq.livejournal.com]

I hope I can do the link right - one of them made me laugh until I cried.

http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2008/05/this-made-me-laugh-til-i-cried.html

[henrytroup.livejournal.com]

The rat cake here (http://thegirlwiththemostcake.com/1cakes/3specialoccassions/special_occassions.html) is a bit weird. Nicely done, though. This bakery is local-to-me, and mostly does very pretty stuff. (I think they need a better photographer, though.)

[londonbard.livejournal.com]

My icon likes that cake!

[jaxomsride.livejournal.com]

Adds a whole new meaning to "Aww she looks good enough to eat" or "Hiya sweetcheeks/ Babycakes"

The rest of the cakes on that blog are very funny too.



Though if you are looking for cakes that are works of art.http://www.mikesamazingcakes.com/default.asp?audvar=true&aud=Turn+Music+Off
These come under the category of almost too good to eat. (You'll have to be patient though it takes a little while to load.)

[the-10thdoctor.livejournal.com]

WTF

[tortoises.livejournal.com]

That's just... creepy. D:

[ponygirl118.livejournal.com]

How the hell would ye be able to EAT that/

[doctor-samuel.livejournal.com]

So I'm not the only one who really wants to take a big bite out of the face, am I?

[burntcopper.livejournal.com]

oh my god. it looks like one of the works of that artist - Ron-something - who creates incredibly lifelike sculptures down to the last pore and then re-sizes them so you get giant babies or his dad, 2/3rd the size. Which is great as very awesome sculpture. But not as eating. unless the new fashionable entree at baby showers is longpig.

[kayshapero]

Makes me think of Gahan Wilson, for some reason...

[insanitys-place.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I went looking through the pictures and I laughed at the congratulations on your teenage pregnancy cake (http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2008/05/some-cakes-speak-for-themselves.html).

[kayshapero]

Cake: Ewww...

Site: ROFL!