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My old Star Trek novel editor, John Ordover, is getting a lot of attention over the hoax website he created, MarryOurDaughter.com. (Despite the fact that he told the New York Times that it was a hoax way back on September 11th.)  His intention was to publicize the bizarre disparity among US states of laws regarding what constitutes marriageable age, that age's relationship to the age of consent, and the role of parents in their (minor) children's marriages. (An example: in Texas, "...kids as young as 14 need parental permission to get married – unless, the law says, they have already been married before."  ...Ye gods.)

What I'm trying to work out at the moment is how anyone who got so far into the website as to read the testimonials could possibly have still thought it was real.

Looks like a lot of people didn't make it that far, though...  (See the various news stories on Google for details on the numerous cries of outrage.)

Date: 2007-09-26 09:50 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I saw it on a link from nerve.com which is not known for sussing out hoaxes. But when i got to the testimonials I was laughing too hard. It's obviously a joke. It's cool you know who did it though!

Actually it's not really that funny if you think about it. Gets me thinking about the Warren Jeff's trial and then about the book "The Shore of Women" and then Tepper just gets me off an a feminist rant and there goes the afternoon.... ;)

Date: 2007-09-26 10:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] keristor.livejournal.com
Ye gods, I thought our (UK) laws were crazy enough (for instance, a couple can be married at 16 with parental consent, but they are not allowed to take pictures of each other as they are still minors and that constitutes "child porn"). But at least our age of consent matches the minimum age for marriage (there have been proposals to drop it to 14, but those have been opposed by young people, they want the security of being able to say "No, I'm underage")...

Date: 2007-09-26 11:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bellinghman.livejournal.com
Not only may they not take pictures of each other, but they can't even look at pictures of 18 year olds either, though the 18 year olds are allowed to be pictured.

(When I were a nipper, Page 3 girls could start at 16.)

Now what will get interesting is when new technology arrives. If a 16 year old is allowed to stand naked in front of her mirror, but is not allowed to have a picture taken of her, what happens when the mirror is actually a smart one, incorporating a 30" LCD turned portrait, and a web camera behind?

I've seen such items. (Look for them soon in clothes shops.)

Date: 2007-09-26 01:27 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] wolfette
and they can't get a passport for their honeymoon - they have to travel there on their's "child's" passport, with parental permission!

Date: 2007-09-26 10:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cat63.livejournal.com
What I'm trying to work out at the moment is how anyone who got so far into the website as to read the testimonials could possibly have still thought it was real.



There are always people who are more stupid that you thought anyone could possibly be and still breathe....

Date: 2007-09-26 10:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cholma.livejournal.com
It's sad how many people think just because they read it, it must be real. :(

Those are some bizarre laws though, so a 14 yr old can get married in some state (with parental permission) but the state would then arrest the husband for statutory rape if he consummates the marriage?

Some days, I feel that the law books need to wiped clean and started fresh. There's so many ancient laws still lingering on the books that are a hundred years or more old. They have no relevance anymore. (or are just bizarre to begin with) Just take a look at some Florida's "blue laws" (http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/florida/).
"A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing."

Date: 2007-09-26 10:50 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] kengr
Nope, the statutory rape laws *exempt* sex between a married couple.

Hell, there was a time when a wife *couldn't* charge her husband with rape.

Date: 2007-09-26 10:58 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] kengr
Wiping the books and starting over would cause as many problems as it solves.

I'd consider a setup where we start with laws that haven't been enforced in 100 years. If someone can point one out, the legislature has to consider it at their next session. If they don't re-approve it, it goes.

Each year shorten the time period until you hit say, 20 years. I can see the possibility of laws that are a good idea but nobody has been *dumb* enough to try breaking in the last 20 years.

"Not enforced" may be a bad phrase. It might be better to go with "no one has been *tried* for breaking it" (or fined, if it's the sort of thing that just caries a fine and no trial unless you dispute it).

I'm tempted to go as far as "if no one has been *convicted* of the crime" in that period. That'd get rid of all the BS they like to throw at you to intimidate you or to persuade you to plea bargain.

Date: 2007-09-26 11:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] keristor.livejournal.com
We do something similar in the UK occasionally. Not regularly, or with a fixed time period, but many of our old laws which were on the books when I was young have been deleted (for instance, it is no longer compulsory for an Englishman, on a Sunday after attending church, to practice his longbow, nor is it permitted to shoot a Welshman in Chester). We still have far too many stupid laws on the books though, and the government keep making even more.

Date: 2007-09-26 01:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cholma.livejournal.com
But the longbow law is perfectly logical and helps support a trained militia! We should all spend more time on our sword and bow practice. How do you expect to win at Tourney if you don't practice?

Next, the Spaniards'll be telling me I'm not allowed to tilt at windmills!

BANG!

Date: 2007-09-26 03:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zargon.livejournal.com
Are you allowed to shoot Welshmen anywhere else? How about in the foot instead of the torso?

Re: BANG!

Date: 2007-09-26 04:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alryssa.livejournal.com
This Welsh native is getting distinctly restless...

*dives for cover*

Date: 2007-09-26 10:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zenfrodo.livejournal.com
holy cow, I thought Terry Pratchett was making the law about "compulsory longbow practice" up in Jingo!!!

Date: 2007-09-26 10:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bar-gamer.livejournal.com
Terry Pratchett? How about Terry Goodkind? "People are stupid." Corollary: "Because people are stupid, most people will believe a lie for two reasons: Because they want it to be true, or because they are afraid that it is true."

Those who submitted proposals wanted it to be true, (or knew it and were just playing along,) and those who got foaming-at-the-mouth angry were afraid of it being true. I mean, without the testimonials, and the magical words "Biblical tradition," it was plausible, therefore, it was believable to people without much common sense.

PS: I laughed my bachelor ass off.

Date: 2007-09-26 11:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bellinghman.livejournal.com
Because on Sunday she must be wearing her best dress, and people on the ground could look up it?

Date: 2007-09-26 01:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cholma.livejournal.com
Of course! That makes perfect sense. After all, we all know that women wearing pants is the devil's work! :D

Date: 2007-09-26 07:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bellinghman.livejournal.com
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

Now that's not a dumb law. That's a law for the dumb.

Roll them all over and turn them around,...

Date: 2007-09-27 12:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarekofvulcan.livejournal.com
...the hedgehog can never be buggered (http://www.speakeasy.org/~mamandel/filks/Hedgehog.html) at all.

Date: 2007-09-26 11:06 am (UTC)
idonotlikepeas: (Laughing)
From: [personal profile] idonotlikepeas
Hell, there are people that still think Landover Baptist is real. Some people will believe anything.

Date: 2007-09-26 12:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] metahacker.livejournal.com
You have crushed my dreams! Also, the instructions for my bonsai kitten never arrived.

Date: 2007-09-27 12:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarekofvulcan.livejournal.com
Really? I got mine.

Unfortunately, I forgot to drill the air hole before putting Spot in the jar. *sniff*

Date: 2007-09-26 01:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] antikythera.livejournal.com
I wondered if that was the same John Ordover...

Date: 2007-09-26 02:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jonquil.livejournal.com
The best (?) part is the men who took it seriously and mailed in proposals.

yeeearrrgh.

Date: 2007-09-26 04:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] carmy-w.livejournal.com
This popped up on dark_christian, and we were a bit perplexed as well. Most of us were convinced it was a hoax, but most spoof websites have a disclaimer somewhere, and we couldn't find it!

Date: 2007-09-26 06:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] agawa-jean.livejournal.com
I'm most disturbed by the number of people who jumped up to declare it as a sick joke, and yet think nothing of the laws that it's protesting.

Date: 2007-09-26 06:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] agawa-jean.livejournal.com
Edit: Pardon, say nothing of the laws that it's protesting. Goodness knows I have no clue what they're thinking!

Date: 2007-09-26 06:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jayiin.livejournal.com
As a Texan, I can safely assure this is by far not the most stupid or useless law we have on the books.

Date: 2007-09-26 07:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cmdr-zoom.livejournal.com
I seem to recall that the Norse solution to this was that someone (or someones) would get up and recite all the laws at their get-togethers (the Thing, yes really); if he left something out and no one called him on it, that was it, it was gone.

Date: 2007-09-27 03:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jayiin.livejournal.com
I knew I liked the vikings for some reason, and it wasn't just the cool beards. Unforunately, if we were to try that here in Texas, some oldster would not only remember the laws no one else wanted remembered, he'd complain all the way through the recitation.

Date: 2007-09-26 10:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaxomsride.livejournal.com
Of course it wouldn't be legal in Florida then.
That is the trouble with hoaxes, unless there is a big sign saying THIS IS A HOAX someone, somewhere will take it seriously.
The question is what did he do with all the "propsals" and the ones applying to put their daughter on the site?

I'm still wondering if the elephant would meekly stand there or get bored after a time and simply uproot the parking meter.
How do you shower with clothes on?

Date: 2007-09-27 01:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarekofvulcan.livejournal.com
Ask Cary Grant (http://youtube.com/watch?v=wsHS9oJKx3o). :-)

Date: 2007-09-27 09:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaxomsride.livejournal.com
I'd forgotten that scene, I love classic Hitchcock a superb mix of humour and tension.

Date: 2007-09-27 01:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lord-maahes.livejournal.com
Heard about this a while back. Some people on a group I watch wanted to know if it was real. The main thing is no one wants to dig deep and they all wait for someone else to do the research. The group had it figured out in next to no time, which makes me glad that there are diligent researchers.

Date: 2007-09-27 08:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] satyapriya.livejournal.com
I can't imagine who would pay thousands of dollars to take charge of a teenage girl anyway. I live with one, and it's no picnic. lol!
"Hey, only $28,000 to get a moody, needy, highly strung spending machine. What a bargain!"

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