Now this is just silly

[dianeduane]

But ultimately satisfying when I discovered that, using this technique, George W. Bush's name turns into "Fluffy Chucklefanny."


We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes
a minute.

Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it on to
everyone you know including the person that sent it to
you.

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you
need some silliness to break up the day. If we are
honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humor...

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject
box and forward it to friends and family and
co-workers.

Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent
it to you, so they know you participated.


And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known
far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer!

The following is excerpted from a children's book,
Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor
Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil
Professor forces everyone to assume new names...


So:-

1. Use the third letter of your first name to
determine your New first name:

a = snickle
B = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
G = dumbo
h = farcus
I = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
O = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
R = dorfus
S = snooty
t = tootsie
U = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dink y
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to
determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
B = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
G = lizard
h = waffle
I = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
O = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
R = gizzard
S = lickin
t = snickle
U = chuckle
v = pickle
w = Hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle



3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine
the second half of your new last name:

a = butt
B = boob
c = face
d = nose
e =
hump
f = breath
G = pan ts
h = shorts
I = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
O = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
R = doodle
S = fanny
t = sniffer
U = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is:
Fluffy Chucklefanny.

Ah me...

Comments

[lunalovegoddess.livejournal.com]

Pleased to meet you. My name is Crusty Farkletush.

[jaxomsride.livejournal.com]

Vary silly says tootsie waffletush.

[kayshapero]

We must be related, says Tootsie Wafflebutt!

[jaxomsride.livejournal.com]

Must be *grin*

[evilstorm.livejournal.com]

Tootsie Wafflebrains would like to concur.

[kayshapero]

Greetings! About time we added some brains to the outfit. I think we've got the other end nailed down... (SNERK)

[artela.livejournal.com]

*lol*
says Zippy Pottytush

[rebelsheart]

*blinks*

Hi, I'm Snooty Snickerdoodle.

[megabitch.livejournal.com]

I am Dinky (yes, enough with the short jokes!) Pottysquirt - My husband is Dorfus Pottysquirt, my daughter is Tootsie Wafflehump and my son is Sneezy Wafflehump. The kids' names seem somehow appropriate *g*

This is a magic oracle!

[bodhibird.livejournal.com]

For lo, I am Dorfus Chickenboob! *high five*

[divinemissa.livejournal.com]

Doombah Dippinnose

[the-10thdoctor.livejournal.com]

*waves* Hi, I'm Snooty Farkledunkin...

[gehayi.livejournal.com]

Nice to meet you! My name is Snickle Chickendunkin.

[bellinghman.livejournal.com]

Snickle Feathertush

(Which sounds liek a World of Warcraft name.)

[anghara.livejournal.com]

Sleezy Gizzardbrains here.

Gawd.

I sound like a cartoon-character bad guy...

[spacelogic.livejournal.com]

Sleezy Dibbinnose at your service! You know, that would make a nice name for a background annoyance in a Redwall book....

[spacelogic.livejournal.com]

...Dippinnose, rather. Doesn't invalidate the rest of the comment or matter at all, but I'd feel bleedin' silly if someone corrected me on this, so I'm getting to it first.

[trdsf.livejournal.com]

It's about worth getting a new journal in the name of Sloopy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hang_On_Sloopy) Farkle (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Farkle_Family)head. And my cats come out as Sloopy (http://www.flickr.com/photos/41966153@N00/376681176/) and Sneezy (http://www.flickr.com/photos/41966153@N00/374716748/). :)

[firedrake-mor.livejournal.com]

Sleezy Dippinfrack here, thankyewverymuch

[bunnyk.livejournal.com]

Oooh

#evil boss is now Dorfus Chickendoodle

*collapses* :-D

I'm Sleezy Snicklebrains

[yume-no-kage.livejournal.com]

Boobie Bubblelips, at your service.

[pariyal.livejournal.com]

Dorky Chickenbubble here!

[odette-river.livejournal.com]

Crusty Battytush. *shakes head* Dear me.

[shima-sama.livejournal.com]

Now that's just ridiculous.

...This from Sloopy Dippinface.

[allasomething.livejournal.com]

*waves* G'day I'm Dorky Gizzardbrains

[uozaki.livejournal.com]

Snooty Frickenbutt, and how I do love Captain Underpants.

[ffutures.livejournal.com]

Dorfus Pottyhumperdinck

No comment...

[tortoises.livejournal.com]

Dinky Lizardsprinkles at your service.

It could have been worse, I suppose.

[ladychani.livejournal.com]

I understand. With a name like Crusty Lizardfrack, I don't think I should like to work where I would need a nametag. o.O

My children are:

Sloopy
Snooty
and
Sloopy
(I know.. I just lost inspiration for the third and went with what worked. o.O)

I'm married to Dorfus. (All with the same last name.)

[cameoflage.livejournal.com]

Hello, my name is Boobie Gizzardsprinkles. You killed my father, prepare to die.

[dduane.livejournal.com]

Snort!

[(Anonymous)]

Astonishing enough, my name is Crusty Chickenchunks. I'm pretty sure I've seen that on a menu somewhere...

[(Anonymous)]

crusty hamsterbutt.........