
“So the Lone Power, the Michael Power and the Hesper walk into a bar…”
“Wait. No. Why would they even do that?”
“What, go into a bar?”
“No, walk into one.”
“Yeah, they’d just sort of appear, wouldn’t they? — ”
…Also lying around are five or six bored-looking komodo dragons, sprawled in the sun or hunched up in the shade of various boulders and gazing longingly about them at apparently unprotected creatures that they consider might be nice as prey. But the apparent lack of protection (as one or two of the dragons have discovered over the course of the afternoon) is deceptive. Now they sit about looking vaguely cranky at being disrespected, as no one’s paying them any attention any more.
This would be because the dragons have had their chance for the day with the one person here who is really interested in them. This is someone who looks very much like a dinosaur of the low-slung, heavy saurian type, and she’s finally finished having her regularly-scheduled temper tantrum over the stupid, stupid creatures who can’t see the advantages of being moved wholesale to another really lovely planet where all kinds of sentient beings who give a damn are just waiting to dance attendance on them twenty-six hours a day, the dimwitted, infuriating little—
“Ahem. Mamvish?”
“Yeah, Mamvish?”
“Projecting again!”
“Sorry. Sorry…”
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