News bulletin: It's illegal for the Vice President to shoot a lawyer

Without the right license. (snicker)

I do, however, feel sorry for the poor victim, who's probably still having shot tweezered out of him.

(In the background, Peter mutters: "They're making a lot of fuss over someone who can't even spell. ...Oh, not that Quayle?")

Tags: Cheney, Whittington, McClellan, quail