Some headlines you just could NOT make up

[dianeduane]

Revived Ninja Turtles Defeat Spartans At Thermopylae

Comments

[madfilkentist]

That's the best movie matchup since "Passion of the Christ" competed with "[Whatever Time of Day It Was] of the Dead," inspiring headlines of "Jesus vs. the Zombies."

[dduane.livejournal.com]

Well, I remember one from long ago -- saw it at a six-plex on Ventura Boulevard, the three signs stacked side by side to produce --

ALIEN MEATBALLS ESCAPE FROM ALCATRAZ

[llennhoff.livejournal.com]

They had that marquee on the East Coast too. Another great one from much longer ago
"The Bride Wore Black" and selected shorts.

[bschilli.livejournal.com]

Better than the one showing "Blow", "Josie and the Pussycats", and "Someone Like You". On the marquee "Blow" was listed between the other two.

Ben