I still think it's better when treated as a reason to have a drinking game. Yeah Kristanna Loken is excellent, but I noticed you strategically failed to note the I-can't-believe-I'm-seeing-this flailing of the ludicrous Fabio-guy playing Siggy (I'll watch for the dragon and the hair next time though). When I pitch it as well-written but campily-acted; hey let's drink!, it goes over most successfully (here in America anyway).

[Edited because I skipped half my thought]