What are you talking about? That article's prognostication is spot-on. It's all going to happen a few months from now.

(time machine sparkly effects go here)

MEANWHILE, ON COLLEGE CAMPUSES ACROSS THE NATION, CONVERSATIONS JUST LIKE THIS ARE HAPPENING...

"Hey, we on for House tonight?"
"It's not on. The writers are on strike."
"Oh. That sucks."
"Yeah."
"So what are we gonna do instead?"
"I dunno. I guess we could study."
"Study? As in, go-to-library study?"
"Yeah. Or we could just sit in the lounge and work on problem sets."
"Oh, suuuure. And we could also go to class tomorrow and hand them in, right? You're crazy."
"Dude. You got any other bright ideas?"
"...no. Looks like we'll have to do some work tonight."
"We've got no other choice."
"Guess not."
"Might as well get to it."
"Yeah. I think I got a thesis to start or something, anyway."